Britney Still On A Leash

Jamie Spears will keep his conservatorship over Britney for the remainder of this year.

Although reluctant, Britney agreed to have it extended. There is a status hearing scheduled for October and at that time the conservatorship can be lifted depending on her level of crazy that month.

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Jessica Abused?

Jessica Simpson is on the cover of Elle Magazine but what's more interesting is what she says inside. When asked abut her lyrics she replied,

"There’s nothing on my album that you’re gonna hear that I don’t relate to
or that I haven’t experienced. Because the only way I know how to sing is from
life experience. I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely
experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and
run.”

She's talking about the song Remember That where the lyrics are "It doesn't matter how he hurts you / With his hands or with his words / You don't deserve it / It ain't worth it / Take your heart and run."

The only time spousal abuse is acceptable is when you're in a relationship with Jessica Simpson.

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Jean Drama

Katie Holmes needs to stop trying to make these jeans happen.

Please.

First Pic Of Michelle's New Romance

Michelle Williams and director Spike Jonze (Being John Malkovich) at an airport in California.

This is Michelle's first public outing with a man since her separation from Heath Ledger last fall.

Spike was married to Sophia Coppola from 1999 to 2003.

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Back Together?

Ryan Gosling was DJ'ing (the new coolest thing) at a club in Los Angeles and look who came out to support...Rachel McAdams!

They were the cutest Canadian celeb couple and they killed it by breaking up.

Even if they are not getting back together they are still friends so I'm alright with that.

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Sesame Street Get's Star Power....

and also Jenny McCartney.

David Beckham, Heidi Klum, and Jenny McCartney are going to be appearing in the first episode of Sesame Street's 39th season. Jessica Alba and Jack Black will also make appearances.

I believe Jessica Alba will be the first guest to ever make Elmo cry...stay tuned!




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Porn?

In the season finale of Living Lohan Ali got a big audition with the director and producers for a new horror movie called "Trolls". It showed her going to the audition and made it look like she bombed but in the end all was well and she got the part...I know so shocking right?

Well turns out of of the directors she auditioned for was Peter Davies, a porn director from the seventies who responsible for such films as "Breast Wishes 14" and "Bun Busters 12"...quality film making my friends.

TMZ broke the story and they also broke the fact that Dina Lohan was pissed as hell. They say she "went nuclear", she's probably just mad because she was turned down for Bun Busters when she auditioned back in the day.

Ali's rep: “Ali obviously had no idea about Davy’s past...If she did know, she never would have auditioned for him.”

Isn't it the agent's job to find that stuff out? I mean I'm not a big supporter of the Lohan family but how can you expect a 14 year old to spot a porn director from the 70's?

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Let The Promotion Begin

Lauren Conrad graces the cover of Entertainment Weekly for their first August issue.

Being as the new season will be starting mid August I'm sure we will be on Hills Chick overload.

I'm not sure how I feel about the pictures because the first thing that pops into my head is that they are trying to say she's living in a fishbowl, poor her, cameras everywhere, Boo Hoo. When really we know that the only reason she has anything in the way of a career, and is not interning in Walmart's fashion department is because of the show.

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They Laugh?

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Beil going to a Comedy Club is as perplexing as Jessica Simpson going to an Art Gallery...it just doesn't fit.

Either way the two were spotted leaving a Comedy Club in Los Angeles with..wait what is that? Smiles?

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A Family Of Three

Lindsay Lohan and rumored flame Samantha Ronson out and about with Sam's dog in L.A.

Samantha got a new hair cut but me thinks she needs a trip to the colorist cause those roots are not working for me. I'm sure it's supposed to look cool and different, like she's too hip to care but not to me.

10 bucks can get you a box of Nice 'N Easy, they even come with those cool gloves...get 'er done.

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Christina Aguilera's promotional shot for Macy's 150th birthday.

A Thorn among roses.

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The Jig Is Up...

A clearly pregnant Jennifer Garner stops by her home which is currently a construction site in Brentwood, California.

People Magazine reports that Jen is four months along.

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Cover Storys

This is the cover and back cover for Mary KAte and Ashley Olsen's new book called influences.

The book will talk about the people Ashley and MK find inspiring (kind of self explanatory no?) and also includes them interviewing people who have shaped their lives.

I'm gonna have to say I'm out but if you are interested the release date is October 28th of this year.


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Blood On Wheels

You can have pretty much anything delivered these days, why not blood.

Amy Winehouse had an urgent blood delivery to her home in Camden today. She requested O Negative with a hint of heroin to match her own but they were all out, she had to settle for plain old O Neg.

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Uh Oh

Johnny Depp was not happy when arriving at Nice airport in France with his family. Depp has been very vocal about the fact that he hates when paparazzi take pictures of his kids, so the finger is no shocker.

I can't hate though because he's so gracious to his fans, and the papz when he's on his own. He signs autographs for ages on set, and always seems to be kind.




He is the only guy that I think can pull off anything, he's wearing what looks like a utility vest/ life jacket and I would still like to be locked up in a closet with him...very rare.


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C.S.WHY?

Gary Dourdan is chilling in Europe with his fling and he decided to bust out the speedos for the occasion.

It's not OK.




Oh Jesus. Please don't fall and make this even more of a tragedy. Stay on your feet.


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Wet n' Willis

Bruce Willis was taking a nice stroll through LA some family and I guess he wasn't in the mood to be photographed because he soaked a pap with his trustee bottle of water. This is not the first time Bruce has gone aquatic on a photog, it's kinda becoming his signature.

Yeah, you're a real bad ass Bruce.





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College For Miley?

Miley Cyrus revealed to E! that she plans on attending college.

"I was online the other day looking at colleges," Cyrus (who studies with a
tutor) tells E! News. "I want to go in London. I'd like to do fashion and then
photography."

Unfortunately they don't teach fashion in the bathroom stall at Viper Room...'cause that's where you'll be at 18.

Make sure to check your nose before you hit the dance floor!

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Shirt Love

I wonder who Halle's voting for come 2009?

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Who Knew?

Who knew Ryan Gossling was rocking the biceps? Not me!

I do have to disagree with those UPS shorts though, they are just bad. And also because UPS is the devil, seriously never send anything UPS, it's my personal goal to have them shut down.

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Over The Top Cute

OK! Released a bunch of shots of Camila Alves & Matthew McConaughey's son Levi.

This kid is like madness cute, the cutest celeb kid I've seen in a long time...

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Lewis Is Not Loaded

Jerry Lewis was detained in Las Vegas last week after officers found an unloaded handgun in his luggage.

"The comedian was briefly detained and the gun was seized. Lewis was cited
for carrying a concealed weapon without a permit."

Good one!

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People Got The Pitts

People Magazine has won the bidding war for the first pics of Knox and Vivienne.

It's being said that the amount paid was between 10-15 million and it's already been donated to charity.

It's not really a shocker that People won, I mean I can't really see the two Messiah's spread out for Star Magazine or be placed next to the botox advertisements in Intouch. I mean, these are the chosen ones for God's sake.

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WEDNESDAY COVER DAY!

Here's you hump day rag covers.

People Magazine went with the "real people" story with "What Happened To Baby Caylee"



Intouch goes with Scientology's sweethearts.

OK! will let you know who's getting married and who's not. But don't pick out your dress just yet...

Lastly Star and Us went with the safe Body Issues Issue, must have been a slow week for gossip.

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It's come to light that Shia LeBeouf was not at fault for the accident that put him in hospital. The Sheriff's office tells US,

"The other car ran a red light and, if not already, they will be cited. They will now be listed as Party One on the report, indicating they were at fault."

Although not at fault, Shia's misdemeanor DUI charges still stand, so even though he didn't cause the accident he was still driving drunk.

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