Hungry?

You might want to try some deep fried coke.

"The batter uses Coca Cola instead of water, which is then fried in hot oil. The ribbons of fried batter are then put into a Coke cup. Drizzle a little cola syrup on top, sprinkle a generous helping of powdered sugar and then top the whole thing off with some whipped cream and a cherry! Sip as you feel your arteries slowly harden... Then drop down dead. Voila!"

Each purchase comes with a complimentary HEART DIFIBRILLATOR.