Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Got some cash?














If you have 100,000 dollars lying around you can have a party with Paris Hilton as your host.

"Parasite Hilton is sniffing around for a New Year’s Eve gig. She has put out the word that she will host a party in Miami, New York or Los Angeles in your honor for the rock-bottom price of $100,000 plus expenses and a private jet. "

I will come to your house and dance on the table for $50 and a bottle of wine plus expenses (bus fare) ...call me!


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Her and Carmen Elecktra are up to the same thing...
Any hits yet??

JEWELS said...

Not yet

Anonymous said...

You're kidding!!
God, I can't even think about NYE yet...

Anonymous said...

can I book you in now for 2007