Reese Witherspoon recently said in an interview that her son Deacon has aspirations of becoming a Pizza delivery boy when he grows up.
“He wants to be a pizza delivery boy. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but it’s hard to see how it could be a career as such.”
Well here's a letter to Deacon care of Reese from Pizza Hut:
“Dear Deacon,
We recently heard that you want to be a pizza delivery driver when you grow up. How wonderful! You’ve got several years to go before you can join our team, but in the meantime we’re sending you a few things, so that you can practice:
– Pizza Hut uniform that’s just your size
– Mini delivery car for you to polish your driving skills
– Gift cards so that you can order Pizza Hut pizzas and deliver them to your friends and family
We have delivery drivers who have worked for us for 10, 15, even 20 years! And the same Pizza Hut drivers who deliver hot, fresh pizzas to your door have gone on to become successful businessmen, doctors, lawyers and, yes, even actors.
Deacon, keep on dreaming big and know that we’re saving a spot for you on our team. Have fun practicing your Pizza Hut delivery driver skills!
Sincerely,
Sandi Karrmann
Chief People Officer, Pizza Hut”
Doubtful, I'm sure he's gonna have his own spot on The Hills 2020. Seducing Apple Martin I assume.
1 comment:
oh lordy, how ridiculous does that sound - apple martin...poor child
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