Friday, November 30, 2007

Dogs in The City



Charlotte takes her Elizabeth Taylor and her "mutts" to the park.
CAN'T WAIT!

Alicia Looks Fab!



Alicia Keys attended a Holiday Celebration in Tokyo looking flawless!

She sang a couple songs too which I'm sure were just as flawless.


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IT MUST BE TRUE!




In responce to Britney's text to Ryan Seacrest claiming she's not preggers In Touch has released the text message between them and JR Rotem.

A TEXT MESSAGE! HOW SOLID!

There's no way those can be faked!

Top 10 Hollywood Secrets


Celebslam has given us the top ten most shocking celebrity secrets.
10. Reese WitherspoonReese’s brother was arrested for sexual battery
On October 5, 2002, Reese Witherspoon’s older brother, John, was arrested after he entered a Nashville neighbor’s home and tried to undress and kiss a woman while she slept. John, 34, pled guilty to lesser charges, and according to his attorney, he “took her word for it,” because he was drunk and blacked out on the night in question. Reese, 31, helped her brother after he finished his two years on probation by making him her personal assistant on the ironically titled film Our Family Trouble.
9. Gavin RossdaleGavin had a secret love child
In 2004, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, 42, were happily married and planning for a baby. But that October, Gwen got shocking news — Gavin’s 15-year-old goddaughter was actually his love child with former flame Pearl Lowe. “He stopped returning my calls,” Pearl says. DNA tests confirmed that Daisy Lowe was in fact his daughter. Gwen, 38, was said to be devastated, but soon after announced she was pregnant with her and Gavin’s baby Kingston, now 18 months. “You get through the rocky times,” Gwen has said.
8. Michelle’s dad faces tax evasion charges
Michelle Williams has been estranged from her father, Larry, since she was 15, but she’s still upset that the IRS charged the 64-year-old stock market trader with evading $1.5 million in taxes after he flew to Australia. “It’s a strange thing having one’s father locked up, but you get used to it,” Michelle, 27, says. When he was arrested in May 2006, it wasn’t lost on Michelle that her dad was detained in her ex Heath Ledger’s native country. “Of all places,” she says. “It’s like, could you pick somewhere else to be arrested?”
7. Woody HarrelsonWoody’s father was a convicted hit man
Woody Harrelson was only 7-years-old when his father, Charles, killed a Texas businessman and was put in jail. “I don’t feel he was much of a father,” says Woody. “He took no part in my upbringing.” Later, while Woody was attending college, his father was arrested again for the murder of a federal judge. Charles denied it and appealed to his son for support. “He was no saint,” says Woody, 46. “But I think he’s innocent of that killing.” Charles died in March while serving two life sentences.
6. Sara Evans claimed her husband had kinky desires
When country singer Sara Evans’ marriage to Craig Schelske fell apart last year, she aired his dirty laundry in court papers. Sara, 36, alleged that her husband of 13 years “kept a list of ads seeking casual and ménage-a-trois sex and had nude photos of himself indulging in sexual acts with other women,” on their home computer. Sara’s biggest concern was that their children Avery, 8, Olivia, 4, and Audrey, 3, were being exposed to the smutty shots. After Craig made shocking claims about Sara, they both agreed to drop their allegations and resolve their divorce “amicably.”
5. Tobey MaquireTobey’s dad was a bank robber
Growing up, Tobey Maguire’s home life was far from perfect. At the age of 3, his parents split and he was forced to live with other family members. Then, in 1993, when Tobey was 18, his down-on-his-luck dad, Vincent, a cook, robbed a California bank and served two years in prison. Says a family friend of the shocking situation: “Tobey is aware his dad made a rash decision which cost him dearly. He was broke and has been a model citizen ever since.” Tobey, 32, learned a valuable lesson. “Growing up the way I did, I have a very serious ambition to make money and have some security,” he says.
4. Orlando BloomOrlando didn’t know who his real dad was
Growing up in Canterbury, Kent, England, Orlando Bloom believed that author and civil rights activist Harry Bloom was his father. Harry died when Orlando was only 4, and family friend Colin Stone became his legal guardian. It wasn’t until Orlando was a teenager that his mom, Sonia, admitted that Colin was actually his biological dad. “As long as I can remember, Colin has been a good friend, but I always thought Harry was my real father,” says Orlando, 30. “I don’t remember much about Harry, but my mother always speaks highly of him,” he says.
3. Halle BerryHalle’s dad was abusive
Halle Berry’s parents divorced when she was a toddler. But her mom, Judith, invited her dad, Jerome, to move back into their Ohio home when Halle was 10 because she felt her daughters needed a father figure. Halle calls that year “the worst of my life,” because of Jerome’s violent behavior. “He abused my mother and my sister Heidi constantly,” she admits. Although she wasn’t harmed, “I was dealing with a lot of guilt,” Halle, 41, says.
2. Charlize TheronCharlize’s mom killed her father
On June 21, 1991, Charlize Theron’s dad returned to their South African home after a long night of drinking. “My dad had a disease,” Charlize, 32, says. “He was an alcoholic.” Charlize says her dad never physically harmed her, but admits “he was a verbal abuser.” So when he fired a shotgun into the then 15-year-old’s bedroom, her mom, Gerda, shot and killed her husband. The court ruled it self-defense. “If my daughter was in the same situation, I’d do the same thing,” admits Charlize.
1. Nicole RichieNicole’s real dad was in Lionel’s band

Nicole Richie has always known Lionel and Brenda Richie as her mom and dad. But her real parents were actually members of Lionel’s band, who gave her up when she was 3-years-old. “My parents were friends with Lionel and they trusted that they would be better able to provide for me,” reveals Nicole, 26. So the Simple Life star — who was officially adopted when she was 9, a year before Lionel and Brenda divorced — was raised in an upscale LA suburb, where she met best friend Paris Hilton and dealt with her famous dad’s constant absence. “When Nicole came along, I was gone,” Lionel, 58, admits. Though her teens were rocky — she went to rehab for heroin addiction — Nicole is now very close with Brenda and Lionel.
The Reese Witherspoon's brother one got me...

Thursday, November 29, 2007

New Look For Katie



Katie went and got herself some bangs.
I LOVE.

Say No To Restylane


I think this plum lip obsession has gone to far. Everyone's gonna end up looking like Meg Ryan or even worse Lisa Rinna.
Poor girl, it looks like it's actually paining her to smile.

My Tooth Hurts




Isn't this the sweetest thing you've ever seen? It's so fluid, not at all forced or put on.
I love to see love like this.
GAG!

A Decent Olsen



Ashley Olsen brushed her hair 'yall!
And I love her outfit!
I think the sky is falling...

Got Sun Damage?


Britney Spears needs to stop hittin' the tanning beds.
Her chest is all sorts of colors!

New Voice In Town


As of episode 11 of this season Meredith Grey will no longer be the narrator of the episodes.
Miranda Bailey will be heard overhead at the beginning and end of each episode.
Can't wait to see why...

A D-list Wedding!


Jennifer Love Hewitt is engaged!
JLH and her Scottish actor boyfriend have confirmed that they did get engaged last week. The couple are currently vacationing in Hawaii.
I wanna go to a Dlist wedding one day. Where else can you find Eric Estrada and Jordan Knight in the same place at the same time?
I don't like to comment really on beach photos because come on, who needs that shite hitting the web? But these pics are really causing people to stir so I feel obligated.
So she gained a couple of pounds. That only means in 6 months she'll be on the cover of In touch Weekly with a cheesy grin and a pair jeans that never really belonged to her stretched out in front of her.

Underwear and wigs!


According to Us Mag Britney Spears dropped into XXX store Hustler in Hollywood to try on some underwear, well apparently that's frowned upon at Hustler. When she grabbed about 10 pairs and started heading to the change room the employees told her they "don't allow people to try on underwear".
Britney got really upset by this and so she stripped down and just tried them on right in the middle of the store with about 15 other customers in plain sight. Witnesses say she was "really out of it" and there "was nothing going on behind her eyes".
"An eyewitness tells Us, "The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child."

Spears' tantrum only continued. "The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card," the source tells Us. As payback, "on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!"
Stealing wigs? Me thinks we've got a head shaving coming our way!

Close But No Cigar



Josh Hartnet tried his best Johnny Depp impression, although he's very hot I think he should go in another direction 'cause he's never gonna match The Depp.

So Little Time To Plan My Escape


Pamela Anderson says she gets plenty of offers to do TV and Movies but she's too lazy ands really just wants to spend time with her boys. She also claims her showbiz life has nearly come to an end.
"Five more years and I'll go back to Canada," she says. "I've got some land. It'll be time."
But really we've been doing great with out you so just stay put.
K?
Cuddles.

You Got That Right!



Us Mag claims Jessica Simpson thinks she made a big mistake by leaving Nick.

YA THINK!

Sure he was in 98 degrees which is almost enough to take him completely off my radar but he's HOT so that gets him back on. And he seems really genuine and sweet.

Most importantly he put up with her idiotic comments. She made him look like a brain surgeon.

I'm sure seeing him frolic on the beach and do whatever the hell this is with Vanessa Minnillo can't be easy either.

SUCK IT UP!

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Really?


If I went to a party under the impressions I was gonna see an A list star I would be pretty peeved.
And "star of American Pie"? That's like Jennifer Love Hewitt attending a party and the flyer say "star of Can't Hardly Wait".

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Gimme Gimme More...**UPDATED**



Britney's latest video shoot involved lots of Britney look-a-likes. It's apparently about her avoiding the paparazzi by using decoys. So basically another whinny video about the pressures of being a star.
Just when we thought we could fight the STD epidemic Britney starts to multiply...we'll never get a handle on it now.
Britney's friend, who's been attatched at the hip with her for the last little while, Sam, texted Ryan Seacrest this morning while he was taping his morning radio show and shot down the pregnancy rumors.
It’s BS. Don’t know who made it up. J.R. doesn’t even know what’s up. It’s fake. Completely fake.”
So it turns out the rumors are like Brit's hair...completely fabricated.

New Movie For Chandler


Matthew Perry and Zac Efron are going to star as the same person in a Big-a-like movie where a man wakes up and he's back to being 17.
In an attempt to become closer to his kids hew enrolls in thei highschool.
I think Zac should quit acting and just become a MAC Cosmetics spokesperson. He's like a walking billboard ad for them.

Christina Get's Naked



Christina Aguiler has done the right of passage naked pregnant photoshoot. For Marie Claire though....even Britney held out for Harpers Bazaar.
She looks good though, and here's some of what she had to say:
On her pregnancy being a surprise: “We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn’t know how much time it would take. You’ve heard it takes some time — except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here… I’m like, Oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?”

On being pregnant during her ‘Back to Basics’ tour: “I was paranoid. There are so many things that could go wrong — somebody could slip, somebody could fall, I could fall. There was no way in hell I was going to jeopardize my baby for my show.” So she wore a well-concealed heart monitor. She didn’t want to broadcast the news. “I didn’t want to make the audience uncomfortable, like, ‘Pregnant lady onstage! Is she going to be OK?’ But I had to announce it to my band and my dancers, because I wanted to make sure they had my back.”

On her simple decision not to announce anything: “Because I hadn’t said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that’s not the case at all. I just wasn’t commenting. I’m not being like, ‘Hey, everybody, I’m pregnant!’ I’m not that girl.”

On the domestication of Xtina being complicated: “We’re so labeled. If you’re too sexual, you’re slutty. If you’re not sexual enough, you’re a prude. I like to put it out there as a topic of conversation. Why does it bother you? What’s your problem with it? Am I really hurting you? Let’s get to the root of it. I have more than one side of me that likes to get out on a stage and sing. Sometimes I want to be aggressive, sometimes I want to feel empowered in my sexuality and my vulnerability. I want to put all that out there.”

If This Is True...


I will jump off a bridge.
Star Magazine claims Britney Spears is pregnant and the baby's father is JR Rotem . In Touch claims they contacted JR Rotem and he claims the rumors are true and Britney is indeed knocked up with his spawn.
Although I highly doubt it birth control and per cautionary methods do get skipped in a drunken - drugged up haze that is Britney's life.
As long as they don't name it Usher I'm alright with it.

Old and Frail



Mary Kate Olsen is out of hospital but looks like she should be entering a nursing home.
STAND UP STRAIGHT!

Stephanie Pratt's Cruisey



All you Hill's fans were forced to watch Spencer's sisters pathetic attempt at fame on Monday. Well turns out once you put yourself out there as always your past will come back to haunt you.

Stephanie Pratt's mug shot and details of an arrest and drug charges have hit the net.

"Early in the evening of May 8, 2006, in Honolulu, Stephanie, then 20, and a 20-year-old friend — the daughter of a production executive on the locally filmed ABC series Lost — were arrested by the police after security guards at ritzy Neiman Marcus department store caught the duo attempting to shoplift a number of clothing items.

Stephanie and her friend found themselves in even more hot water after they were arrested on charges of second-degree theft and transported to police headquarters. After they both claimed they took prescription medicine and gave permission to have their bags searched, Stephanie was then arrested on further charges of "promoting a dangerous drug" in the third degree, and "promoting a harmful drug" in the third and fourth degree."

Apparently Spencer took it very hard and cut her off for a while but now that she's straightened up they speak again. Riveting!

This chick doesn't really deserve to be commented on.

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Ridiculous


Usher and his manwife have had a baby boy. USHER RAYMOND V was born Monday at 9:55 p.m., and weighed in at 7 lbs. 9 oz.
I have a big problem with naming your kids after the father. I think it's ridiculous. The last name is enough. There's no need to have the first name the same. Usher Raymond The Fifth? Did she give birth to a duke?
Congratulations to the couple but really what I would like to say is you are ridiculous.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Not So Steamy


I'm not sure how I feel about a man with a dog purse...
Buck up and get a Lab or something.

K Fed Get's Money


Kevin Federline graces the cover of Details magazine, Power 50 edition. Inside he was listed at number and called a good father. Some quotes:
On fatherhood: “To be a father is…everything. It shows me how little I am.”
On the direction of his career: “I’d actually like to play somebody other than a bad guy or an ass.”
On what is playing on his TV right now: “My TVs are pretty much G-rated right now. Anything from SpongeBob to Finding Nemo, and you know, I’m still trying to decide which one I like more
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Also named a good father Larry Birkhead. Remember the shirt? Yeah! A fabulous father!

How Many Times Can you Tell Someone To STFU?


Riley Giles (Lindsay Lohan's BF) is back at the Myspace ranting again.
Talking about New York and notice how he calls Lindsay's mom a "whackjob"? He refers to her as White Oprah because that's what Lindsay's friends call her because they all come to her for advice.
Why is she with someone who speaks of her mother this way? Even though she is a total whackjob it doesn't matter.
Ahh another thing..."unemployed bloggers" ? WHATEVAH homeboy where the hell do you work?

Savor The Rare Appearance




Johnny Depp was spotted shopping for toys in London and damn am I HAPPY!
He's so not my type...I'm not down for the homeless look but this guy gets me every time. It may also be stories like the one I just heard that do it for me as well.
His wife Vanessa Paradis has been recording a french album and on completion of said album Johnny bought her a vineyard in France.
Whatevah!

Britney Got Paid!


It's new weave day!

We may also have some new developments in the custody battle today...stay tuned.



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Dancing With the Spices



The Spices stick together 'yall!

The crew stopped by the Dancing With The Stars broadcast yesterday to cheer on Mel B. I don't really watch but I did see Marie Osmond's broke ass doll performance and it was retched.



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Monday, November 26, 2007

Valentina


Salma Hyek shows off her new daughter Valentina.
So cute!
I almost forgot she had a baby!

Are The Hansen's Mormon?


Little Zac Hansen (22) has announced that his wife (wtf) is expecting their first baby. This will be the fifth baby for the trio. His eldest brother Isaac has 1 kid and the middle brother Taylor (the hot one) has 3 .
What's with all the kids? Shouldn't they be doing lines off the backs of sequined clad waitresses?
Squandering all the teenaged earned money?
Anyways, CONGRATS! You should name it mmmbop.

Nope

Socks and sandals are never alright...not even when those sandals are Gucci.

Where's Tara Going?




Tara Reid is pulling a Nicole Richie and disappearing in front of our eyes.

Where are your legs homegirl?

Another bone to pick, here's that mismatching seasons again. A mini jean skirt with a fur sweater and boots? NO!


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Been There



Late Night Host Jimmy Kimmel lent a hand to a tourist who was broken down in LA over the weekend.
Nice to see.