Community Service Here She Comes

Mischa Barton has officially been charged with driving under the influence, driving without a licence, and possession of marijuana.

Even though it may seem like a lot it translates to an afternoon walking dogs at The Humane Society and a $25 fine.


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Sean? Sean Who?

Petra Nemkova is responding to the response of her attending an Oscar Party with Sean Penn. She says they are just friends.

“Yes, we are friends. He is on the advisory board of my charity.”

LIAH!

We all try to lie after we hook up with an Ugly Dude...sadly pictures of her hook-up are plastered all over the web.


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It's Time To Pump

I don't know if I'm old fashioned but I think Christina's Breasts should be strapped down. At this point in her life they only serve one purpose and it not to hold up a tube top.

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Ryan In Toronto

Ryan Philippe passed by the Much Music Headquarters in Toronto yesterday and the result was a whole lot of HOTNESS

Katherine Heigle's Going To Be Pissed

T.R. Knight and his new boyfriend attended Elton John's Post Oscars Bash, and although it may seem T.R. kidnapped Zac Efron and cut his hair, he didn't.

The new man is Mark Cornelsen, a student who is heavily involved in various AIDS charities.

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STOP THE MADNESS!

I am not a screaming Tween so obviously I don't understand the phenomenon that is Miley Cirus. But Country Music Television does!

CMT has asked Billy Ray and his daughter Miley to host this year's CMT Awards.

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Back On The Streets

Two rehab homies Kirsten Dunst and Eva Mendez outside of The Cirque Lodge in Utah. Kirsten's just doing some shopping but Eva's been sprung for good.

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New Couple Confirmation

Rihanna and Chris Brown were spotted having fun in the sun in Jamaica. There have been rumors these two are dating but this is the first time they have been snapped in public.

They look happy...bastards.

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Home Sweet Home

Jennifer Lopez and her two new babies have been released from a Long Island Hospital and are now resting more than comfortably at home.

Still no official word on the names of the babies but there is that story bout the mom and the bracelets...

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What's Up With Britney?

So Brit Brit got to see her kids again yesterday. Two times in one week, they must think they got a new Nanny! Word is she may be getting them three times weekly.

She's also been spotted headed to Millennium Dance Studio (above) , and to dinner with her father a couple of times.

So really she's kinda boring now. And if you notice there's not really any hype left. I mean if something goes wrong or she screws up I'm sure we'll be on her like white on rice but as for now, people seemed to be all filled up with Britney.

Give it a month or so and the papz will fall off, just like the public did.

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A New Boy

Nicole Ritchie has a baby with Joel Madden so you know Paris needs to get her one to!

Paris and Benji Madden made it official (so Jr. High) when the two were spotted holding hands while shopping...seriously that's like universal for "OMG! We Are A Couple!"

Wear a condom :)

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Who Dat?

Click here to see who this lovely child grew up to be...

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This Look Comes Complete With Finger Snap and Head Roll

Beyonce debut's her new look.

You likey?

GARBAGE.

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Jamie Lynn Got Learned Y'all!

Jamie Lynn Spears has passed her GED Test and is officially a holder of a High School Diploma.

Word is she's thinking of attending Louisiana State University (LSU).

The Spears Fam is so excited that someone will finally be able to teach Lil Sean P his ABC's.

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The Biggest Oscar Snub

Did anyone notice Brad Renfro missing from the memoriam reel last night? Well he was and here's what the Oscar Rep had to say about it.

“It was really an editing decision because we can’t fit everyone in, there was no specific reason.”

Do you think he should have made the cut?

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Nascar Get's Tom

I don't really get the fascination with cars. I know mine is black and has about 15 empty Tim Horton's cups in the backseat but that's about it.

Because of this I also don't really get the fascination with NASCAR.

Here's Tommy Boy taking his son Connor to a NASCAR event.

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Is She For Real

Peta scares the shite out of me...seriously.

They had a little something to say about Sharon Stone's choice of accessories at an Oscar Party last night.

"Maybe Sharon, passed over by the Academy yet again, was jealous of Ratatouille's Oscar win and thought a rodent paw might go with her haggard look. Her accessories these days are as dead as her career."

LONG LIVE PETA! ..for real red paint scares me. How on earth would I get that stuff out of my Mink.


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Random Hook-up Of The Day

Sean Penn and Petra Nemcova arrived at Elton John's Annual Oscar Party together. Where the hell did this come from?

Sean recently split with his longtime wife Robin Wright.

I feel like a resident of Laguna Beach when I say that but really what a random hook-up.

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80TH ANNUAL OSCARS -...the show

John Stewart made me laugh a couple times throughout the Show and all in all I thought his hosting was good.





The big winners were



Best Motion Picture: No Country for Old Men
Best Performance By An Actor In A Leading Role: Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood
Best Performance By An Actress In A Leading Role: Marion Cotillard in La Vie en Rose
Best Performance By An Actor In A Supporting Role: Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men
Best Performance By An Actress In A Supporting Role: Tilda Swinton in Michael Clayton
Achievement In Directing: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen for No Country for Old Men





Marion Cotillard accepting her award was a highlight because she, among others, were genuinely surprised. She was so humble and happy.

Click here for a complete list of the winners.

My favorite moment was when two unknowns Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova won Best Original Song for Falling Slowly which was featured in the movie Once.

The movie was shot in Dublin, Ireland over a three week period. Click here to watch them perform last night.

The music came on and Marketa didn't have a chance to speak so they were ushered off the stage and we they went to commercial. When the show came back John Stewart called her back and offered his mic so she could have a chance to say her speech.

Very nice.

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80th Oscar Arrivals

Patrick Dempsey and wife

Penelope Cruz

Rene Z...nice dress...nice shoes...bad everything else.

Amy Ryan

And this may seem weird, me posting a pic of Gary Bussey on the Oscar Red Carpet but I need it to get to THIS...the greatest Red Carpet clip of all time.

Gary Bussey attacking Jennifer Garner in front of the E! Cameras. Seriously the yuppie inside of her wanted to run home and sanitize, it was unbelievably fantastic.


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