Strong Genes

Adam Sandler and his daughter grab lunch.

I'm assuming there are no doubts of paternity here...

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Halle And Hotness

Halle Berry and her gorgeous babydaddy were spotted shopping in Los Angeles.

Halle is about to pop and Gabriel is doing what he does best...looking pretty.

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New Hair Color, Same Sad Eyes

Britney dyed her hair and got some leeway with the cash she broke her back to make.

The court ordered that she will have a $1,500 allowance, weekly. the money will be put on a debit card by her father.

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Hall Of Fame

Madonna was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame in New York yesterday. She was presented the honor by Justin Timberlake. Justin really needs to stop mentioning Britney I say yet again. During his introduction he said.

"She has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience...Of course you know I was talking about Sean Penn."

and,

"The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple."

SHUT-UP! I do not find this man funny or entertaining.

Fellow honorees were Leonard Cohen, The Dave Clark Five (Dave Clark, Lenny Davidson, Rick Huxley, Denny Payton and Mike Smith) , John Mellencamp , and The Ventures (Bob Bogle, Nokie Edwards, Gerry McGee, Mel Taylor, Don Wilson).

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Britney Back In TV?

Rumor has it that Britney may be making another appearance on a sitcom. This time it's CBS's "How I Met Your Mother".

"How I Met Your Mother" is a CBS show produced by FOX. The show is "on the bubble" a biz term for getting 86'd and producers think this is just the gimmick they need. "

If you remember Britney made a horrid appearance on Will and Grace in it's last season. Click here if you wish to relive the horror.

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WHAT!

Aston Kutcher's new show "Pop Fiction" premiered this weekend. the show is about celebrities punking the media. Click here and here to see Avril Levigne strapping on a baby bump and hitting Robertson Blvd for some shopping.

It opened to lukewarm reviews. I would say mainly because they chose Avril Levigne for their premier episode...I'm just sayin'.

Well TMZ claims the show is just like a show submitted by ANNA NICOLE SMITH in 2004.

Click here to view the documents submitted to E! by Anna and Co. The show was to be called "Celebrities Strike Back". It was turned down by execs at the time.

Stealing from the deceised? Kinda low no?

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Uh Oh

Ali Lohan is hittin' the turntables y'all.

Remember when these started coming out...it was just the beginning.

Happy DUI'ing!

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Black is Back...as the new black

Angelina and Gwen were both seen with their long black attire and growing bellies over the weekend.

Gwen in Los Angeles and Angelina in Austin, Texas, where the Pitts are rumored to be living...for now.

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B as Etta

First look at Beyonce on set as Etta James.

I'm sure it's the first piece of the painful coverage of this movie.

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Mama Posh

Victoria Beckham kicked it mommy style with her boys at a park in Los Angeles.

Take away the money and the fame and every mothers life really comes down to remote controll cars, huggies wipes and juice boxes.

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Still Preggers

Jamie Lynn Spears catches a local baseball game in Louisiana.

Didn't this whole mess start by her letting someone get to home base?

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Who Wore It Better?

Lauren Conrad VS. Taylor Swift

Kate Hudson VS Isla Fisher


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Here's The Bump

You never get a shot like this when you are doubting a celebs pregnancy. This is like paparazzi gold.

The first on is just her normal plastic barbie pose though. Nothing new there.

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THIS PCD IS OUT

It's really hard to try to describe this girl from the Pussy Cat Dolls, I would say the one that looks like a tranny but really that doesn't narrow anything down now does it?

So I'll say the redhead who REALLY looks like a tranny is leaving the Pussy Cat Dolls. She let us know through her myspace.

"Dear PCD fans,

I wanted to be the first to tell you that I am no longer in the Pussycat Dolls but we will always be sisters forever! Thanks to all the dedicated fans for your unconditional love and support! Exciting news is coming and I promise to keep you all posted!

Much love,

Carmit"

Wow, I am crushed. I do not know how I will make it through my day.

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Brit Looks Sad

I know there's really no reason for her to be happy at this point in her life but she just looks so defeated and lifeless.

Cheer up Brit! You're still rich!

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BM?

Paris Hilton was in publicity mode this weekend when she debuted her new ring with the initials B.M. (Benji Madden ) on her engagement finger.

The initials B.M. remind me of when I co-oped in a daycare centre and we had to write that down when a baby dirtied their diaper.

And that's pretty much what this is...a big pile of shite.

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Everyone Loves Reconstructive Surgery

Patricia Heaton is an advocate for plastic surgery, she's come clean about having many procedures. The one procedure I want to know about though is the one that left her without a belly button.

Seriously where's your belly button?

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Just when I'm ready to post...the picture's won't upload...stay tuned.

First Golf Then Court

Jamie Spears and Kevin Federline were spotted doing some golfing this weekend in Tarzana California.

Jamie is off to court today to challenge some of the invoices sent to Brit from Kevin's attorney.

"Sources say Britney's new custody attorney, Stacy Phillips, will dispute a $500,000 tab from K-Fed attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan, as well as a $600,000 bill from Britney's previous custody attorney, Sorrell Trope."

As always, everyone has their hand in Britney's pocket. But that's OK, let's go golfing!

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Bourne Baby

People has confirmed that Matt Damon and his wife Luciana are expecting. Matt's rep:

"They couldn't be happier, they're so excited!"

The Damon's have two daughters already. Luciana had a daughter, 9, from a previous relationship and their daughter Isabella will be two this June.

Congrats!

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