Friday, March 07, 2008

Sad News For Patrick Swayze



Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.

"Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far," Dr. George Fisher says in a statement. "All of the reports stating the time frame of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic."
The actor's rep adds: "Patrick is continuing his normal schedule during this time, which includes working on upcoming projects. The outpouring of support and concern he has already received from the public is deeply appreciated by Patrick and his family."

Thoughts of a speedy recovery are with Patrick.


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A Baby For Lisa Marie


The King's daughter is expecting a baby.
"The couple are incredibly overjoyed," the rep says. "
This will be her third kid but first with new husband Michael Lockwood.
Let's just hope her and Michael aren't still close.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Rock Glam?


Avril Levigne is coming out with a clothing line described as Rock Glam.
"Everything is fit to be sexy and flattering,"
Yeah because fishnets are flattering on everyone!

REALLY?


Matthew Mcwearsmyshirt is coming out with a clothing line, yeah you heard right CLOTHING.
It gets better...it's going to be called 'j.k. livin' which stands for "Just Keep Living".
The line "will be a one-stop shop for every-thing you need for the beach,”

You Think She'll Be My Friend?


Dannielynn Hope was declared the sole beneficiary to estate of her mother Anna Nicole Smith.
"Smith's assets at the time of her death were estimated at $710,000, but Tuesday's ruling leaves Dannielynn the heir to inherit millions if the long standing legal battle between Smith (and now Smith's estate) and the family of her late husband, billionaire oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, goes in her favor."
It's sad that all of this man's hard earned money may be going to a child that's not even his.

Still In That Phase



Hillary Duff must still be in the "pretending" phase of her relationship. Here she is acting like she cares about her boyfriend Mike Comrie's hockey game.
I'm sure she could be heard screaming "TOUCHDOWN"!

Harlow Gets Some Air



Nicole and Joel brought little Harlow to the doctors, no shots of the baby, just a whole lot of Joel's gay hat.

Happy Birthday Brooklyn!


V Becks took the kiddies out to see the The Spiderwick Chronicles and Cruz outshined the birthday boy by dressing up in his finest superhero apparel.

The other two boys went for a more Gangsta look. The look was all topped off with the fabulous red Birkin being carried by Posh.






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Back On Track?


Lindsay Lohan talked to People Magazine about her career and how she's getting her life back on track.
"My life was distracted by certain things and that got in the way of work," Lohan, 21, said Tuesday at the Paper Magazine and Diesel luncheon celebrating this month's cover story. "But now I'm back on track and figuring out what's next."
Reality! No jokes I don't believe she makes an appearance in Living Lohan.
I say good on you... if you can do it. I do have something to say abut the dress pictured above though. Should a woman with a reputation like Lindsay's really be wearing a dress with the words "TRAFFIC" and "PARKING" near the no-no area?

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

And Mother Of The Year Goes To...


Dina Lohan has seen first hand what the spotlight has done to her daughter Lindsay so really the only logical thing to do would be to thrust her other kids in too right?

E! has confirmed that the reality series Living Lohan will debut this summer.

It will follow the "momager" through her daily struggles trying to manage Lindsay and Ali's entertainment careers and tend to 11 Cody and 20 year old Michael.

All while consuming an eight ball per day...how does she do it!

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WHERE'S YOUR BABY!



Nicole Kidman hits the gym...I think she's having a midget, or sorry, little person.
New Poll homies...

I'm not that creative of a person so it's hard for my ass to come up with questions.

Harlow vs Max


Looks like Nicole Richie's baby reveal will outsell Christina Aguilera.
"Why does there seem to be more interest in Harlow Winter Kate Madden? One magazine insider said part of it could come down to the moms’ fan bases. “Christina historically doesn’t do that well on covers,” said the source, who cites poor sales of her wedding photo issue in OK!, and less-than-stellar sales of her nude photo shoot in the January 2008 Marie Claire. "
Who's baby were you more excited to see?

Wow


Julie Roberts looking great in NYC.
Who knew Mother Earth could be so chic?

Britney?



Nope it's not Britney! It's Mikey Rourke!
Sexy.

Girl Scout Time



Vanessa Williams and ex husband Rick Fox took their daughter out to sell her Girl Guide Cookies to unsuspecting shoppers.
I hate those kids who stand in the doorways asking for money. I suppose it's better than selling crack but really GG Cookies can be put in the same addiction category as crack.
It's definitely better than the kids who sell the GD apples.

Another Spears, Another State



Jamie Lynn was spotted in Louisiana heading to the Crisis Pregnancy Centre with a female companion.
She could have hid this pregnancy for a really long time. Why the 3 month OK! Cover?

Mommy For Three Hours



Britney spends another three hour, supervised visit with her kids.
Three hours of joy for her I'm sure, for them, I'm sure they need a Valium.

Call Off The Manhunt





Ok we can stop Kate Hudson bumpwatch '08.
Hudson was photographed in Miami looking very NOT pregnant.
So this means there was no reason for all the ridiculous clothing choices for the last few weeks...

Monday, March 03, 2008

THANK GOD



Rene Z no longer has the puberty part!
Thank God for Asian Hair.