Monday, March 03, 2008



There's nothing like a good ole headlock to get you in the mood.
What's next? An off the ropes dropkick?

Katherine Who?


Kate Hudson was recently asked how she felt about being compared to Katherine Heigle and she replied:
"Who is she? .....Oh, that girl in 27 Dresses? I just don’t think about that stuff.”
Snap. Really though if you don't know who a fellow celeb is there's no way of asking who it is without sounding like a complete biznatch.
Above we have Kate still looking kind of pregnant.

WTF!


Is Victoria Beckham wearing Cotton?!?
That's not even the biggest shocker folks...she's shopping at Target.

OMG Like I'm A Rocker Now!


Being as Paris Hilton's now dating the most bad ass rocker in town, Benji Madden, she has decided that she needs to have a bit more of an edge.
Stay tuned for Paris' duet with Good Charlotte.
And notice the People Magazine in her bag?

FOUR



A two stroke penalty for the shorts Kevin...bad shorts.

New Love And Charity



Drew Barrymore and her new love Justin Long were spotted frolicking on the beach together all "we're in love like".

In other Drew news she announced on Oprah that she will be donating 1 million dollars to the World Food Programme, an organization who helps feed children in Africa.

"I have seen with my own eyes what a difference a simple cup of nutritious porridge can make in a child's life, It helps them learn, stay healthy and sets them on track for a bright future."

Kudos.


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Sad


Heidi Montag's step brother, Eric O'Hara 24, has passed away in a freak accident at a resort where he worked in Colorado.
"O'Hara died Thursday at the Steamboat Grand Resort Hotel in Steamboat Springs, after he slipped off a sloped roof while attempting to remove snow. "
His tragic death happened just after he served 15 months in Iraq.

Busy Day


Today is not going to be pretty within the place of work...so I leave you (temporarily) with Nicky Hilton's knees. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Britney Update



Britney's still livin' the mundane life and hitting the dance studio. It seems as though her trouble period was just a moment in time. Like that bad massive hoop earring phase I went through. We don't like to relive that.
There is a little news broke by TMZ. Apparently they obtained documents from Britney's landlord telling her to pay her rent on her Malibu home or be evicted.
"The documents, dated February 14, states that Brit was more than two weeks late in paying her $35,000-a-month rent. A $2,100 late charge kicked in, which was not paid. The documents state that Love Shack must either pay up or "surrender and deliver up possession of said Premises..."
Seems her people ( the people in charge before her father) made some errors but all is back on track. The rent and the late fees have been paid.

A Royal Welcome



Prince Harry arrived home safely and was welcomed by his father and his brother Prince William.
Harry sheds some light on the "Hero" label given to him by the press.
"There were two injured guys who came back on the plane with us who were essentially comatose throughout the whole way. One had lost two limbs – a left arm and a right leg – and another guy who was saved by his mate's body being in the way but took shrapnel to the neck. Those are the heroes. Those were guys who had been blown up by a mine that they had no idea about, serving their country, doing a normal patrol."

The Name Game


Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have revealed that the names of their twins are Max and Emme.
Kinda sounds like a show on Treehouse.

Friday, February 29, 2008

Osbourne's The New Winehose



Kelly Osbourne was spotted at Punk Nightclub in London with Kate Moss. Looks like they're off the wagon!
I hope my daughter turns out like her. So demure.

Speedos Are Bad




A still of Justin Timberlake from Mike Meyers upcoming movie The Love Guru.
This is just another shot to prove that the only man capable of pulling off a speedo is David Beckham. Click and let you mind run wild...

Ellen Speaks


Ellen Degeneres used her show as a platform to put a stop to Gay Bashing and hate within America. She spoke of Lawrence King aka Larry King, a 15 year old boy from Oxnard, California who was shot in the head by another male student because Larry asked him to be his Valentine just days earlier.
Click here to watch Ellen's plea and click here to learn more about Lawrence King.

More Harlow










Some scans of Nicole Richie's People Magazine Spread.
Cute kid...bad wife-beaters.

Harry's Going Home


One of the stupidest things the press has ever done has caused Prince Harry's time in Afghanistan to be cut short.
The Ministry of Defense:
"Following a detailed assessment of the risks by the operational chain of command, the decision has been taken ... to withdraw Prince Harry from Afghanistan immediately. This decision has been taken primarily on the basis that the worldwide media coverage of Prince Harry in Afghanistan could impact on the security of those who are deployed there, as well as the risks to him as an individual soldier."
He was meant to stay in Afghanistan until April.
In a way it's great because brings another soldier out of harms way but this was obviously very important to him. He's said "[I] finally get the chance to actually do the soldiering I wanted to do from ever since I joined." Harry also added said his mother would have been proud of him.

I Have A Confession To Make



I have a weakness for Tori Spelling. Seriously, I think she's funny and honest and so comfortable with her D-list status. You never really feel like you are laughing at her 'cause she's laughing with you.
Her new book is called sTORI Telling.
"sTORI Telling is Tori's chance to finally tell her side of the tabloid-worthy life she's led, and she talks about it all: her decadent childhood birthday parties, her nose job, her fairy-tale wedding to the wrong man, her so-called feud with her mother. Tori has already revealed her flair for brilliant, self-effacing satire on her VH1 show So NoTORIous and Oxygen's Tori & Dean: Inn Love, but her memoir goes deeper, into the real life behind the rumors: her complicated relationship with her parents; her struggles as an actress after 90210; her accident-prone love life; and, ultimately, her quest to define herself on her own terms.

From her over-the-top first wedding to finding new love to her much-publicized--and misunderstood--"disinheritance," sTORI Telling is a juicy, eye-opening, enthralling look at what it really means to be Tori Spelling. "
Now, let's not go over the top here. I'm not starting a fan club or wearing my Donna Martin Graduates T-shirt everyday. I just enjoy her gayness.
Click here to buy Tori's new book.

UNCLE JESSIE!


Who knew Uncle Jessie had an outie.
It's freaking me out...push it back in.

That's Nice


Jamie Lynn Uncle is coming forward and speaking about JL's pregnancy. He sys "history repeats itself" because Jamie was an accident too.
"The relative tells In Touch magazine that the young actress' father Jamie was concerned when his wife Lynne announced she was pregnant - because he had had a vasectomy after the couple's second child, Britney.
Uncle Willie says, "Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn't be his."
Unlce Willie? Is this for reals?
Whatever, I too was a "surprise"...the best ones usually are.

Thank You Jesus




Brit Pitt has ditched the stubble and lesbian shag.
I'm not a huge fan of the actual cut but it looks better then what he was sporting before so I'll take it...just leave the hat on.