Nicky Hilton wants to set the record straight. She says she has no eating disorder andshe's reallly not that thin.

"I think the press has been printing a lot of pictures of me from unflattering angles," added the 24-year-old designer. "My friends see the pictures and they're like 'Oh my god are you okay?' And then they see me, and they're like 'Oh...' It's really not that interesting or true."

What angle is this?

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Here We Go

Jennifer Anniston was just filming with Aaron Eckhart and the rumors started that they were dating, she's now started filming with Owen Wilson and as usual the rumors fly again.

"The hugging didn't end when the cameras stopped rolling. They were very flirty together, far more than you would expect. In between takes they were hanging onto each other. They are very friendly."

So predictable.


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Baby Takes Flight

Angelina Jolie was spotted in Texas getting ready to take her son Maddox out for a plane ride.

The difference between celebrities and normal people astounds me, my nephew goes mental when you go to Walmart and let him ride the One Dollar Carousel at the front door, this kid gets a private lesson in a private plane.

Many are saying that Angie shouldn't be flying in her knocked up state, I say I don't really give a rats.

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The Hills Post Season PR

Lauren Conrad presented her new line at L.A. Fashion Week. Click here to view her clothes.

The show as apparently lackluster and has little to no personality...pretty much just like Lauren.

Kristen Cavallari was sitting int he first row. For all you fellow losers who watched Laguna Beach you know they are rivals. I don't think it had any hidden meaning, only that they couldn't get anyone better for the first row really.

In other Hills Tartlett news:

"Audrina Patridge will take the stage alongside the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls show inside Pure Nightclub on March 28 to celebrate the new season of The Hills."

It's really a right of passage.

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Break The Ice

Does she look familiar to you?

It's Britney!

Her new video Break The Ice will be starring an animated Britney racing through a high tech world.

When I hear animated Britney I more think of this but hey, maybe that's why I'm not a director.

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She Totally Got It From The Island

Dawn Wells, the actress who played Maryanne on Gilligan's Island, was pulled over and caught with Marijuana.

"The officer who stopped her said he smelled burning marijuana. Wells reportedly told him that she'd just given a ride to three hitchhikers and had dropped them off when they began smoking something. "

The Hitchhikers did it!

"Wells is now serving six months' unsupervised probation. She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving."

This is the greatest story EVER.

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Hello Dennis

Dennis Quaid is in the March Issue of Italian Vanity Fair and might I say YUM!

Just a reminder, Dennis is 53 years old.


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Lindsay and her 14 year old sister Ali went to dinner last night at Kobe Club in New York and then headed to the Rivington Hotel and stayed there 'til after midnight.

I would beat my daughters ass.

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Purple Pee

Nicole Richie was shopping in Beverly Hills with her dog when he left a little surprise on a designer dress.

The worst part is she left without acknowledging what had just happened. Homie didn't even offer to buy the dress!

Seriously, why have so much money if you can't buy a dress your dog just relieved himself on. If it was me I would have booked it for sure but she's rich, no excuses.

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Well, If Doogie Said So

Neil Patick Harris weighs in on Britney being cast in "How I Met Your Mother".

“I was shocked that Madame Spears was willing to come and do some acting,” Harris, 34, tells Entertainment Tonight.
Noting “she hasn’t acted in a while,” Harris goes on to say, “This is a very interesting role. It is very not like her at all in real life in any of her previous chapters.”

"Interesting role"? It's How I Met Your Mother, not Hamlet.

And Madame Spears? How did we not know he was gay for so long?

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Losers Stick Together

Remember Paris Hilton's BM initialed ring? Well Benji has one too!

So nice to see couples spreading the diamond encrusted love. Especially since they've been together so long...really, it's heartwarming.

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Family Reunion

Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson reunite on the streets of New York.



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Marley And Me

Jennifer Anniston and Owen Wilson are busy filming Marley And Me.

It's based on the book of the same name that topped to New York Times Bestsellers list.

"The book portrays Grogan and his family's life during the thirteen years that they lived with their Labrador Retriever, Marley, and the relationships and lessons from this period."

People who have read the book tell me it was great...very touching, and humorous. Click here to learn more.

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Strong Genes

Adam Sandler and his daughter grab lunch.

I'm assuming there are no doubts of paternity here...

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Halle And Hotness

Halle Berry and her gorgeous babydaddy were spotted shopping in Los Angeles.

Halle is about to pop and Gabriel is doing what he does best...looking pretty.

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New Hair Color, Same Sad Eyes

Britney dyed her hair and got some leeway with the cash she broke her back to make.

The court ordered that she will have a $1,500 allowance, weekly. the money will be put on a debit card by her father.

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Hall Of Fame

Madonna was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame in New York yesterday. She was presented the honor by Justin Timberlake. Justin really needs to stop mentioning Britney I say yet again. During his introduction he said.

"She has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience...Of course you know I was talking about Sean Penn."

and,

"The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple."

SHUT-UP! I do not find this man funny or entertaining.

Fellow honorees were Leonard Cohen, The Dave Clark Five (Dave Clark, Lenny Davidson, Rick Huxley, Denny Payton and Mike Smith) , John Mellencamp , and The Ventures (Bob Bogle, Nokie Edwards, Gerry McGee, Mel Taylor, Don Wilson).

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Britney Back In TV?

Rumor has it that Britney may be making another appearance on a sitcom. This time it's CBS's "How I Met Your Mother".

"How I Met Your Mother" is a CBS show produced by FOX. The show is "on the bubble" a biz term for getting 86'd and producers think this is just the gimmick they need. "

If you remember Britney made a horrid appearance on Will and Grace in it's last season. Click here if you wish to relive the horror.

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WHAT!

Aston Kutcher's new show "Pop Fiction" premiered this weekend. the show is about celebrities punking the media. Click here and here to see Avril Levigne strapping on a baby bump and hitting Robertson Blvd for some shopping.

It opened to lukewarm reviews. I would say mainly because they chose Avril Levigne for their premier episode...I'm just sayin'.

Well TMZ claims the show is just like a show submitted by ANNA NICOLE SMITH in 2004.

Click here to view the documents submitted to E! by Anna and Co. The show was to be called "Celebrities Strike Back". It was turned down by execs at the time.

Stealing from the deceised? Kinda low no?

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Uh Oh

Ali Lohan is hittin' the turntables y'all.

Remember when these started coming out...it was just the beginning.

Happy DUI'ing!

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Black is Back...as the new black

Angelina and Gwen were both seen with their long black attire and growing bellies over the weekend.

Gwen in Los Angeles and Angelina in Austin, Texas, where the Pitts are rumored to be living...for now.

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B as Etta

First look at Beyonce on set as Etta James.

I'm sure it's the first piece of the painful coverage of this movie.

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Mama Posh

Victoria Beckham kicked it mommy style with her boys at a park in Los Angeles.

Take away the money and the fame and every mothers life really comes down to remote controll cars, huggies wipes and juice boxes.

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Still Preggers

Jamie Lynn Spears catches a local baseball game in Louisiana.

Didn't this whole mess start by her letting someone get to home base?

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Who Wore It Better?

Lauren Conrad VS. Taylor Swift

Kate Hudson VS Isla Fisher


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Here's The Bump

You never get a shot like this when you are doubting a celebs pregnancy. This is like paparazzi gold.

The first on is just her normal plastic barbie pose though. Nothing new there.

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THIS PCD IS OUT

It's really hard to try to describe this girl from the Pussy Cat Dolls, I would say the one that looks like a tranny but really that doesn't narrow anything down now does it?

So I'll say the redhead who REALLY looks like a tranny is leaving the Pussy Cat Dolls. She let us know through her myspace.

"Dear PCD fans,

I wanted to be the first to tell you that I am no longer in the Pussycat Dolls but we will always be sisters forever! Thanks to all the dedicated fans for your unconditional love and support! Exciting news is coming and I promise to keep you all posted!

Much love,

Carmit"

Wow, I am crushed. I do not know how I will make it through my day.

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Brit Looks Sad

I know there's really no reason for her to be happy at this point in her life but she just looks so defeated and lifeless.

Cheer up Brit! You're still rich!

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BM?

Paris Hilton was in publicity mode this weekend when she debuted her new ring with the initials B.M. (Benji Madden ) on her engagement finger.

The initials B.M. remind me of when I co-oped in a daycare centre and we had to write that down when a baby dirtied their diaper.

And that's pretty much what this is...a big pile of shite.

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