Monday, March 10, 2008

Everyone Loves Reconstructive Surgery







Patricia Heaton is an advocate for plastic surgery, she's come clean about having many procedures. The one procedure I want to know about though is the one that left her without a belly button.


Seriously where's your belly button?
Just when I'm ready to post...the picture's won't upload...stay tuned.

First Golf Then Court


Jamie Spears and Kevin Federline were spotted doing some golfing this weekend in Tarzana California.
Jamie is off to court today to challenge some of the invoices sent to Brit from Kevin's attorney.
"Sources say Britney's new custody attorney, Stacy Phillips, will dispute a $500,000 tab from K-Fed attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan, as well as a $600,000 bill from Britney's previous custody attorney, Sorrell Trope."
As always, everyone has their hand in Britney's pocket. But that's OK, let's go golfing!

Bourne Baby



People has confirmed that Matt Damon and his wife Luciana are expecting. Matt's rep:
"They couldn't be happier, they're so excited!"
The Damon's have two daughters already. Luciana had a daughter, 9, from a previous relationship and their daughter Isabella will be two this June.
Congrats!

Friday, March 07, 2008

Sad News For Patrick Swayze



Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.

"Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far," Dr. George Fisher says in a statement. "All of the reports stating the time frame of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic."
The actor's rep adds: "Patrick is continuing his normal schedule during this time, which includes working on upcoming projects. The outpouring of support and concern he has already received from the public is deeply appreciated by Patrick and his family."

Thoughts of a speedy recovery are with Patrick.


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A Baby For Lisa Marie


The King's daughter is expecting a baby.
"The couple are incredibly overjoyed," the rep says. "
This will be her third kid but first with new husband Michael Lockwood.
Let's just hope her and Michael aren't still close.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Rock Glam?


Avril Levigne is coming out with a clothing line described as Rock Glam.
"Everything is fit to be sexy and flattering,"
Yeah because fishnets are flattering on everyone!

REALLY?


Matthew Mcwearsmyshirt is coming out with a clothing line, yeah you heard right CLOTHING.
It gets better...it's going to be called 'j.k. livin' which stands for "Just Keep Living".
The line "will be a one-stop shop for every-thing you need for the beach,”

You Think She'll Be My Friend?


Dannielynn Hope was declared the sole beneficiary to estate of her mother Anna Nicole Smith.
"Smith's assets at the time of her death were estimated at $710,000, but Tuesday's ruling leaves Dannielynn the heir to inherit millions if the long standing legal battle between Smith (and now Smith's estate) and the family of her late husband, billionaire oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, goes in her favor."
It's sad that all of this man's hard earned money may be going to a child that's not even his.

Still In That Phase



Hillary Duff must still be in the "pretending" phase of her relationship. Here she is acting like she cares about her boyfriend Mike Comrie's hockey game.
I'm sure she could be heard screaming "TOUCHDOWN"!

Harlow Gets Some Air



Nicole and Joel brought little Harlow to the doctors, no shots of the baby, just a whole lot of Joel's gay hat.

Happy Birthday Brooklyn!


V Becks took the kiddies out to see the The Spiderwick Chronicles and Cruz outshined the birthday boy by dressing up in his finest superhero apparel.

The other two boys went for a more Gangsta look. The look was all topped off with the fabulous red Birkin being carried by Posh.






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Back On Track?


Lindsay Lohan talked to People Magazine about her career and how she's getting her life back on track.
"My life was distracted by certain things and that got in the way of work," Lohan, 21, said Tuesday at the Paper Magazine and Diesel luncheon celebrating this month's cover story. "But now I'm back on track and figuring out what's next."
Reality! No jokes I don't believe she makes an appearance in Living Lohan.
I say good on you... if you can do it. I do have something to say abut the dress pictured above though. Should a woman with a reputation like Lindsay's really be wearing a dress with the words "TRAFFIC" and "PARKING" near the no-no area?

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

And Mother Of The Year Goes To...


Dina Lohan has seen first hand what the spotlight has done to her daughter Lindsay so really the only logical thing to do would be to thrust her other kids in too right?

E! has confirmed that the reality series Living Lohan will debut this summer.

It will follow the "momager" through her daily struggles trying to manage Lindsay and Ali's entertainment careers and tend to 11 Cody and 20 year old Michael.

All while consuming an eight ball per day...how does she do it!

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WHERE'S YOUR BABY!



Nicole Kidman hits the gym...I think she's having a midget, or sorry, little person.
New Poll homies...

I'm not that creative of a person so it's hard for my ass to come up with questions.

Harlow vs Max


Looks like Nicole Richie's baby reveal will outsell Christina Aguilera.
"Why does there seem to be more interest in Harlow Winter Kate Madden? One magazine insider said part of it could come down to the moms’ fan bases. “Christina historically doesn’t do that well on covers,” said the source, who cites poor sales of her wedding photo issue in OK!, and less-than-stellar sales of her nude photo shoot in the January 2008 Marie Claire. "
Who's baby were you more excited to see?

Wow


Julie Roberts looking great in NYC.
Who knew Mother Earth could be so chic?

Britney?



Nope it's not Britney! It's Mikey Rourke!
Sexy.

Girl Scout Time



Vanessa Williams and ex husband Rick Fox took their daughter out to sell her Girl Guide Cookies to unsuspecting shoppers.
I hate those kids who stand in the doorways asking for money. I suppose it's better than selling crack but really GG Cookies can be put in the same addiction category as crack.
It's definitely better than the kids who sell the GD apples.

Another Spears, Another State



Jamie Lynn was spotted in Louisiana heading to the Crisis Pregnancy Centre with a female companion.
She could have hid this pregnancy for a really long time. Why the 3 month OK! Cover?

Mommy For Three Hours



Britney spends another three hour, supervised visit with her kids.
Three hours of joy for her I'm sure, for them, I'm sure they need a Valium.

Call Off The Manhunt





Ok we can stop Kate Hudson bumpwatch '08.
Hudson was photographed in Miami looking very NOT pregnant.
So this means there was no reason for all the ridiculous clothing choices for the last few weeks...

Monday, March 03, 2008

THANK GOD



Rene Z no longer has the puberty part!
Thank God for Asian Hair.


There's nothing like a good ole headlock to get you in the mood.
What's next? An off the ropes dropkick?

Katherine Who?


Kate Hudson was recently asked how she felt about being compared to Katherine Heigle and she replied:
"Who is she? .....Oh, that girl in 27 Dresses? I just don’t think about that stuff.”
Snap. Really though if you don't know who a fellow celeb is there's no way of asking who it is without sounding like a complete biznatch.
Above we have Kate still looking kind of pregnant.

WTF!


Is Victoria Beckham wearing Cotton?!?
That's not even the biggest shocker folks...she's shopping at Target.

OMG Like I'm A Rocker Now!


Being as Paris Hilton's now dating the most bad ass rocker in town, Benji Madden, she has decided that she needs to have a bit more of an edge.
Stay tuned for Paris' duet with Good Charlotte.
And notice the People Magazine in her bag?

FOUR



A two stroke penalty for the shorts Kevin...bad shorts.

New Love And Charity



Drew Barrymore and her new love Justin Long were spotted frolicking on the beach together all "we're in love like".

In other Drew news she announced on Oprah that she will be donating 1 million dollars to the World Food Programme, an organization who helps feed children in Africa.

"I have seen with my own eyes what a difference a simple cup of nutritious porridge can make in a child's life, It helps them learn, stay healthy and sets them on track for a bright future."

Kudos.


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Sad


Heidi Montag's step brother, Eric O'Hara 24, has passed away in a freak accident at a resort where he worked in Colorado.
"O'Hara died Thursday at the Steamboat Grand Resort Hotel in Steamboat Springs, after he slipped off a sloped roof while attempting to remove snow. "
His tragic death happened just after he served 15 months in Iraq.

Busy Day


Today is not going to be pretty within the place of work...so I leave you (temporarily) with Nicky Hilton's knees. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Britney Update



Britney's still livin' the mundane life and hitting the dance studio. It seems as though her trouble period was just a moment in time. Like that bad massive hoop earring phase I went through. We don't like to relive that.
There is a little news broke by TMZ. Apparently they obtained documents from Britney's landlord telling her to pay her rent on her Malibu home or be evicted.
"The documents, dated February 14, states that Brit was more than two weeks late in paying her $35,000-a-month rent. A $2,100 late charge kicked in, which was not paid. The documents state that Love Shack must either pay up or "surrender and deliver up possession of said Premises..."
Seems her people ( the people in charge before her father) made some errors but all is back on track. The rent and the late fees have been paid.

A Royal Welcome



Prince Harry arrived home safely and was welcomed by his father and his brother Prince William.
Harry sheds some light on the "Hero" label given to him by the press.
"There were two injured guys who came back on the plane with us who were essentially comatose throughout the whole way. One had lost two limbs – a left arm and a right leg – and another guy who was saved by his mate's body being in the way but took shrapnel to the neck. Those are the heroes. Those were guys who had been blown up by a mine that they had no idea about, serving their country, doing a normal patrol."

The Name Game


Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have revealed that the names of their twins are Max and Emme.
Kinda sounds like a show on Treehouse.