Award Season is Over

Jennifer Hudson is not looking Red Carpet ready on set of her new film.

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Guess Who

Who's innapropriately dressed kid is this?

Belly tops and low rise pant's...a staple in any kids wardrobe don't ya think?

Brit Spa's It Up

Britney Spears went to the Spa over the weekend. She apparently received a 45 minute long massage.

The last pic is freaky. All theses peeps were waiting for her outside.

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VOMIT

Vince Vaughan was spotted going for a walk with his trainer. Hopefully they were walking to the shower.

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Rumormill

There are rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Kevin Federline are hooking up. Kevins side claims the two are merely working on a projuct and Lindsay's camp deny's the whole thing.

I can see these two crust's together.

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Better

Marcia Crosses twins look better from this angle....or with hats on. Either way will work.

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31 Flavors

BRANGELINA were spotted at Baskin Robins with Lil' Z. Brad went in and got the good while Angelina waited in the car. All looks well and the couple looks happy.

Cute.

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Not So Much

Some news on the Leo and Bar marrage/baby front straight from the horse's (Leo's rep) mouth.


"The story is totally bullsh*t. 100 per cent made up bu*ll*cks."

Well now that that's cleared up....




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I feel like I'm 80

Crackwhore extraordinaire Kate Moss and Meth-head boyfriend Pete Doherty were spotted partying it up the other night.

Peeps at the party proceeded to hang Kate out the window.

The first thought that came to my head when I saw this was "tsk tsk someone could get really hurt here". I'm getting old :'(

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Ever wanna see Steve Sanders Nekid?

Playgirl execs have offered Ian Zering 100,000 to pose nude for the magazine.

I will give him 100,001 not to.

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Brit Shops

I was gonna do a guess who with the top photo but really...who else would be that trashy. It's far too easy.

Anyhoo Britney's apparently given up motherhood for a lifetime of shopping.

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I'll take half please!

Here are the top 10 most costly celebrity divorces:

1. Neil Diamond & Marcia Murphey - $150 Million
2. Michael & Juanita Jordan - $150 Million
3. Steven Spielberg & Amy Irving - $100 Million
4. Harrison Ford & Melissa Mathison - $85 Million
5. Kevin Costner & Cindy Silva - $80 Million
6. Paul McCartney & Heather Mills - $60 Million
7. James Cameron & Linda Hamilton - $50 Million
8. Michael & Diandra Douglas - $45 Million
9. Lionel & Diane Richie - $20 Million
10. Mick Jagger & Jerry Hall - $15 Million

I need a celebrity BF. My divorce would be number 1 for sure!

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SHITE SHITE SHITE

Stupid Grey's Anatomy & Ugly Betty are lookback episodes this week. True fans don't need a lookback!!

I have been tuned in all season I know what's been happening! GIVE ME A GD NEW EPISODE!

E.R. is back from it's much hated hiatus though!

TEAM E.R.!

THIS IS SICK

I'm all for a good Rag but this is CRUISEY. Accusing someone of not loving their child is horrible. I know she's young and doesn't understand right now but I still feel bad for the kid.

And no it's not just because it's Saint Angelina. I would feel the same way if it was Elizabeth Hurley's Devil Damien Child.

Lay off the children.

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Baby on Board?

Rumor has it that Leo and girlfriend Bar are stepping it up many knotches.

They are apparently engaged and expecting. Time will tell.

YUCK

The Mess that is this picture may haunt me for years to come. Travis, where's your skin? Shanna, a wee bit of concealer and mascara never hurt anyone.

Pull it together troops.

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A Very Spelling Workout

Mr and Mrs Tori Spelling are getting in shape 'yall! She looks good for someone who just popped one out though.



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If he can do this...

I need a man who does yoga!



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Britney Shops

Even though that hat makes Britney look like she should be picking cotton somewhere in Alabama, she still looks sober.



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Easy Breezy Beautiful

Drew Barrymore i rocking the hell out of her career these days. She has singed on to be the new face of Covergirl Cosmetics.

In the land of DUI and Jail bound child stars Drew's a breath of fresh air.

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A Good Sport?

Remember Alanis' parody of Fergie's Humps video?

Well Fergie sent her an ass cake with a caption that read:

"The cake read "Alanis, you’re a genius. Love, Fergie."

I guess she actually does have a sense of humor.

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HMMMM

I wonder if that mirror 's still intact?

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Like an Orange on a Toothpick!

Marcia Cross has introduced her girls Eden and Savanah to the world through People Magazine.

I can't not say it....JESUS what's up with that kids head!?!

She could have starred with Dan Akroyd in "Coneheads".

Notice my home-boy KNUT on the side of the cover. The HOTNESS of all Polar Bears. CLICK HERE to learn more about Knut.

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BOOOOO!

This is sorta what my desk looks like today :(

It looks like I'm gonna have to do what I actually get paid for today.

IT'S A BIRKHEAD!

Larry....you ARE the father.

TMZ just announced that the Larry Birkhead is the father of little Dannilynn Hope. I think he's entitled to a big ole I TOLD YOU SO.

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She's worse than Elizabeth Hurley's Kid

EX American Idol Fantasia Barino scares the shite out of me.

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TODAY'S THE DAY!

The paternity results for Dannilynn are coming today 2:30 ET!

I'm sticking to my Larry Birkhead decision but I have by doubts about that sneaky bastard Howard K Stern. He's a lawyer, I don't think he would take it this far if he didn't have proof already.

We'll see!!

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Steven Tyler Hits the Beach

CLICK HERE if you want to see Steven Tyler's penis. *****WARNING**** Not only is this not safe for work, it's NOT HOTNESS.

You've been warned.

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Justin Quote

Gee I wonder who picked this picture and that quote to go together?

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Oh Lordy

You would think a prada dress would make someone look classy. NOT BRIT!!



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Easter With The Spoon's

Reese Witherspoon and children went to church on Easter Sunday and then had an old fashioned egg hunt on the grounds. Doesn't that just make you wanna be wholesome?

They're all pastelled (not even a word) up and blond. GAG ME!




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A GREY EASTER

Justin Chambers, aka Alex Carev, was spotted amidst his Easter Celebrations with his wife and FIVE children. Five children is a bit ridiculous to me but hey what do I know!

(And yes that is the nurse he and George both slept with in the middle picture. I can't remember her name)



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Imaginary Whore- TAKE TWO!

Rest easy the rumors have shifted from Ryan Phillipe to a while new Ryan. ScarJo and Mr. Ryan Reynolds were apparently spotted cannoodeling in a Manhattan Restaurant over the weekend.

Another notch on the belt!

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Disaster Marriage-TAKE ONE

Nicole Richie and Loser Extraordinaire Joel Madden were seen leaving an LA eatery earlier this week and Nicole Had an engagement ring on.

These two posers deserve each other and I refuse to comment on this train wreck. Except that I predict many DUI's in their future.

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Madge

Gaaabage!

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Posh Skies-at the expense of many small animals

Posh is Skiing in France. All I see when I look at this is Harry and Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber.

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A good Tipper!

Screw 15%! Justin Timberlake looks like he is more than generous to the vallet guys at The Four Seasons in LA.

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A Rare Spotting

Ellen Degeneres is shooting her show in Orlando this week. She was spotted with girlfriend Portia while walking their dog. Cute!

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