Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Beverly Baby























Our first peek at Kelly Taylor (Jennie Garth's) new baby, Fionna. You can't really see her but it's something.


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Tori's slummin' it


















Tori Spellings having a Yard Sale 'yall! I would totaly go if it was guarenteed 90210 memorabilia. Anyways...this chick has no shame. She's so broke that's she's selling all of daddy's gifts for diaper money. Do a silent auction or something!


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The Breakup






















Jennifer Anniston and Vince Vaughn have called it quits.

"After more than a year together, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have decided to part ways. "After Jennifer's trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today," reps Stephen Huvane and John Pisani tell PEOPLE exclusively"

Maybe it's just impossible to make a relationship with this woman work.


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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Splitsville























Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson have called it quits. A friend says:

"They’ve been done for a few weeks. They are just done. That’s all there is to it. There’s no drama. They just ended it."

I don't watch The O.C. but I really liked these two together in real life. They seem really cute and down to earth. AH WELL.


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Currently pregnant woman must be sooo happy tights are back in.


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One of These Thing Just Doesn't Belong Here



Victoria Beckham doesn't look like she belongs here. She's seen here shopping at Kitson in LA. She looks more like those ladies from Nanny 911. She's gonna have to ease up a bit tweed skirts and tie up neck lines to fit in around the LA folk.



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SURI!

Katie Holmes and SURI went to visit their new BFF Victoria Beckham at her hotel in LA.



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J Lo-rise


Always know for setting her own trends, Jlo choses to flash the back-side rather than the front. Seriously did LaPerla go out of business or something? A shortage of underwear in Hollywood?


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Ripped and Torn

Actor Rip Torn was arrested on DUI charges in New York.

"Rip Torn has repeated his performance from 2004 by getting arrested in New York for being a drunk driver. Rip was charged with DWI in North Salem, New York. The 75-year-old hunk apparently didn’t want to cooperate and refused to take a blood-alcohol test."

He was abusive to the cops and refused to cooperate. The last thing I saw him in was Dodgeball and he was GD funny.


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FERGALICIOUS?

Fergie performed her newest hit "Fergalicious" last night and I was greassed. She walked out on stage and the move you see above is basically all she busted. A fav reader of WHATEVAH! hinted she might be pregnant wich might be true...just look at that high waste dress. My vote's for her being wasted on METH and not being able to walk.



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More Arrivals





My thoughts:


Nelly Furtado: Good lookin' out for the Canadians. She's gotten rid of the awfull things she called bangs and took home a trophy. Nice dress too.

GWEN STEFANI: I'm over it. The hair...the performances...everything...I'm just over it. Lil' Kingston could surf for hours on that mop.

DENISE RICHARDS: What are you doing there? You make no contribution to music. you don't even make contribution to Movies and you consider yourself an actress. Ditch the birds nest and call it a day.

KATHERINE MCPHEE: Girl looks HOT. She doesn't really sing anymore...she just shows up to award shows with short skirts on. Either way in a dress that could easily cross over to SLUTTY she managed to look stunning.


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Billboard Awards 2006 Arrivals

























The Billboard Music Awards aired last night and there was a whole lot of HOT ASS MESSES but some good choices as well. My thoughts:


JANET JACKSON: Her performance may have been the worst lip syncing job I've seen since Ashlee Simpson's SNL fiacso. She should retire and only show up to award shows when she's being presented with a lifetime adchievment award.

KATHY GRIFFIN: This woman has had far too much plastic surgery. She will soon look like Mchael Jackson only with more botox.

COURTNEY LOVE: She may not look so bad in still shots but I think even though she's sober now she still has so many drugs in her system she will be high for the rest of her life. The introduction for Kid Rock and the troops at the end was atrocious.

CARRIE UNDERWOOD: Congratulations! She managed to look nice and actually take home Album of the Year for her Debut "Some Hearts".




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Monday, December 04, 2006

Paltrow Clears the Air

















Gwyneth Paltrow says she's proud to be an American and is a New York girl at heart. The quote posted earlier were from a press conference she did in Spanish and her words did not translate correctly

"This is what I said. I said that Europe is a much older culture and there's a difference. I always say in America, people live to work and in Europe, people work to live. There are positives in both," says the actress, adding, "Obviously I need to go back to seventh-grade Spanish!"

Why not just go to Spain and shut your GD mouth for once.



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Hit the Nail on the Head Again
























In another genius painting by 14 of Gallery of the Absurd Paris Britney and Lindsay are depicted to the T. Brit's far apart eyes and exposed Juje. Paris' genital warts, wonky eye, and ginormous feet. Word's can't describe the joy I get out of this site. You must check it out!


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OH HELL NO!

















I previously posted about Scay Spice's pregnancy. When Eddie Murphy was asked by a dutch reporter how he felt about her being pregnant he responded;


"You're being presumptuous, because we're not together anymore. And I don't know whose child that is, until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn't jump to conclusions, sir."


Oh No He Didn't. I would beat his ass down if I was her.



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UPDATE
















Some new developments in the Lane Garrison Car Crash.




"The accident occurred at 11:52 PM Saturday night. Lane Garrison, according to the Beverly Hills Police, displayed "symptoms of alcohol intoxication." Police are investigating. We're told alcohol containers were removed from Garrison's 2001 Land Rover. "



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British Invasion























Posh and Becks are comming to L.A. Posh has been seen around Los Angeles looking at homes. There are also rumors of Beckham playing for LA's soccer team. This house she's walking out of is just down the road from Tom and Katie.


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Another One Bites the Dust

















"Lance Bass and Reichen Lehmkuhl have ended their relationship, Bass's manager has confirmed to PEOPLE."





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Kid Don't Care




















While Pam looks to be down in the dumps, Kid Rock's hittin' the clubs with the whores. He's also making a bold statement on his shirt...Bro's before Ho's... Well, what do we think that means? Pammy a Ho? NO WAY!


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Insert Joke Here























Kevin Federline...standing at a gas station...beside a "we're hiring" sign...WAY TOO EASY.



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Prison Break Actor Involved in Deadly Accident




















"26-year-old Lane Garrison who plays “Tweener” on Prison Break was involved in a car crash on Saturday in Beverly Hills that killed a 17-year-old boy. No word yet on who was driving the SUV, but it was registered to Lane. Lane was also in the car with two 15-year-old girls when the car jumped the curb and hit a tree. "


I don't watch Prison Break so I don't know who this guy is, but this is a sad story. They have not ruled out DUI and no charges have been laid as of yet.


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Comfort






















Pammy finds comfort in Tommy Lee at their kid's soccer game. Hey who can blame her...we've all seen the video.

FLAWLESS























Shania Twain looked fab at a recent event honoring my girl Dolly Parton.


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Clooney Loses His Pig

















George Clooney's pal Max has died.

"Max, the nearly 300-lb. potbellied pig who lived with George Clooney in the actor's Hollywood Hills home, has died. He had lived with Clooney for 18 years and had suffered from arthritis and partial blindness."

Sad. It's cool that he had a pig though. George said that he even shared the bed with Max from time to time.


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I HATE THIS BITCH













A quote from Gwyneth Paltrow:

"I love the English lifestyle, it's not as capitalistic as America. People don't talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner. I like living here because I don't fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."


This is a prime case of someone bitting the hand that fed them. America made her. I hope she locks herself up in her Brittish Manse and stays there until she's dead. Frigid Bitch.


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Violet Truns One



















Violet Aflleck turned one over the weekend. Her mom took her to a fancy restaurant and they had lunch. Cute.


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Big in '06


















VH1 had their Big in '06 awards over the weekend and all the freaks were out! I don't know if any of my readers were as obsessed with Flavor of Love as me but I need to post my girl New York (purple dress). She has obviously used her money to get some new assets. She is the HOTNESS of all the Tranny's!


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Tori Spelling Memoirs



















Tori Spelling is trying to make the bucks again. She is going to write a book about her life.

"Though Tori has not kept a diary over the years – the anecdotes are "only in my head," she says – she still has "a million stories to tell." Among the topics she plans to cover in the book are plastic surgery ("I basically want to lay it out in my terms"), past relationships ("I want to clear up that I was never in a physically abusive relationship, but verbal abuse is just as detrimental"), and her treatment in her father's last will and testament.

When the TV mogul died on June 23 at 83, he left behind an estate estimated to be worth more than $300 million. But Tori was to inherit "less than $1 million" in cash and stocks, a source close to the actress told PEOPLE at the time. Of reports about her finances, she says: "You have to take everything with a grain of salt. I'm not ashamed to admit that circumstances have changed, and you work with things the best you can. It's important for me to tell people about the struggles. I found that money can't buy love, and (Dean and I) can get through anything."


At least she says she's broke. She's saying money can't buy love and Dean's saying..."Bitch wasn't broke when I met her!"



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HOTNESS




















A sneek peek at Angelina Jolie's spread in the January edition of Vouge. The one with Brad on the bike is too HOT for words.


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PLEASE WATCH MY SHOW























Kevin Federline is getting a Reality Show. It's being produced by the same guy who does "House of Carters" (Nick and Aaron Carter's reality show) so you know it will be pure CLASS.

'House of Carters Executive Producer Kenneth Crear tells Us exclusively that he is currently working on producing a reality show with K-Fed.

"It's true," Crear tells Us, adding that he just started negotiations with partner Billy Rainey and Kevin Federline's manager on Monday. "We are in talks about this. Kevin came to me because he liked the way I shot the House of Carters series and the way I made Nick Carter look real and trustworthy. I gave people a different perspective of him and made people really respect him."'

Crear also adds the Kevin has no ill will towards Britney and see's this as a failed marriage and nothing else. He will not in any way slander her name. I ask...how is it Kevin is comming out of this looking better that frat house whore Britney?



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SCARY





















Scary Spice is pregnant with Eddie Muphy's baby. He will be cruising down Hollywood Blvd. looking for tranny's any day now. AWWW just like his Daddy!


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HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY BRITNEY























Britney celebrated her 25th birthday at the ZOO with SPF I. Looks as though she was not that hungover and could actually hold some food down. I like the first pic because the monkey is totally mocking Brit's Va-j-j shots. Clever little devil!

Lindsay Blohan in AA






















Lindsay Lohan's publicist confirms that she Lidsay is in AA and working towards being a recovering alcoholic.

"Yes, she's been attending some meetings, and it's going to be a slow process," says her publicist, Leslie Sloane. "This is a positive. Let's hope that the press doesn't turn it into a negative."


I don't think she should be in AA, she should definatley be in NA (Narcotic's Annonymos) but hey who am I to diagnose. I'm honor of this announcement I give you Blohan chillin on the bed with her Homeboy Jim Beam.


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Friday, December 01, 2006

Elle

























Jennifer Garner does Elle Magazine. Very Mod.


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NOT HOTNESS




















Ever wonder what Brad would looks like after 40 years of marriage to you? Well...here it is! He is pictured here on the set of his new movie 'The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button.'


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Will Be Back With Lots

Busy morning...going for lunch...

Out on the Town























Britney Partied hard last night...nothing new here. But There is some news about her first Ex Husband, Jason ALexander. He is opening his mouith about a whole buch of stuff.


Jason Alexander claims he spoke to Spears last week, and that's probably the last time they're going to chat in a while!

On The Federjerk's request for sole cutody"
"The custody thing is to up the amount he gets from her. There is no way that he will get it. It's all about the money. From what I understand he's already doing his thing. He's been asking beautiful women to join him backstage on tour. He'll get hold of pots of money and be off having a good life. He's just a lucky guy who was in the right place at the right time. When I married her I knew she was rich but I did love her. I wanted her. If she had stuck with me it would have been so positive."

On Britney's bisexuality:
All beautiful girls like other girls in some way. All girls are attracted to other girls. She found other girls attractive, yes, but we never did anything about it. Our relationship was about us. We just weren't together long enough for that to come up really. That's not to say that I don't know anything about threesomes."

On Spears' plastic surgery:
"She had a tummy tuck after the birth of her second child. She's working on all of that. She's worth hundreds of millions - of course she looks good. She has the money to have surgery and nutritionists and get her body back. And now she's focused, she is doing it. She's motivated - she just got rid of a man."

On writing an upcoming book about Britney:
"It's a about a small town guy and all the crazy events that happened. It focuses on all the stuff that no one knows. It's about the marriage, my friendship with Britney and all the lines in between. Britney knows about it. There are things in the book that will upset her. There will be things in the book she will be mad at. it's all the details of the wedding and all the stuff that's been going on. It talks about everything. There is no holding back because that's what people want to know about. It does feature our sex life. It does feature having sex with her and what that was like."


More than likely a bunch of garbage sut he did really say it. I would not be purchasing that book.


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THEY'RE BACK!



















Tom Katie and Suri are back from their HHonneymoon. They look relaxed and happy.


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