Friday, August 21, 2009
Goodbye...no for reals...
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Everyone please say a prayer for Brad Pitt for in about 2.3 seconds he'll be grabbed from the street and thrown into the back of a van.
"It was a ridiculous movie."
Make it A Winehouse Night
Bump Watch '09
"When you reach a certain point in your career, you're placed in this unfair
fishbowl."
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Dinner With Hugh
Trainwreck
Lindsay Lohan is really starting to look like an addict, before when it was all shopping and clubbing and hair/mani/pedi appointments it was all good but eventually all that shite can't compete with the lifestyle.
She's stating to look like she should be talking about the gypsies who are watching her, soon she'll be wrapped in tinfoil under a matress in the subway so they can't see her.
Seriously girl, get to Promises, or at least take a really long nap or something.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Renee Premieres
Renee Zellweger steps out for the premiere of My One and Only in NYC sans her new piece Bradley Cooper.
The films is "a 1950s-set comedy in which the glamorous Anne Deveraux (Zellweger) embarks on a drive down the Eastern Seaboard in a quixotic search for a wealthy man to fund a new life for her and her sons". It also stars Kevin Bacon, Chris Noth and Eric McCormack.
All that aside, I'm just really glad she lost the 90's teenaged boy hair.
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Wednesday: Cover Day!
Sherri Shepherd showcases her weight loss on the cover of OK. That "without surgery" line is definitely a stab at Star Jones.
Spears Appearance
Britney Spears made a guest appearance on Letterman last night to read the Top Ten Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears Were President. It was a pre-taped appearance and she did it in a bikini. You know just because...
And the reason's are...
10. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy.”
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
Baby News...maybe
Colin Farrell and his girlfriend Alicja Bachleda-Curuś showed up at Los Angeles airport this weekend and the girlfriend looked pretty knocked up.
There's been no announcement about them expecting but they've been together for seven months so unless she was visited by Angels Ala The Virgin Mary...Colin's gonna be a pops again.
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!
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Baby News
Madge On Water
Poor Baby
HOLY SHITE!
"This is simply a private, consensual moment involving a married couple,
shot several years ago, which was never intended to be seen by the public." The
statement continues: "Although the participants are nude, the tape is not a 'sex
tape.' It is a private tape made for only my clients' personal use, and nobody
has the right to exploit it. If anyone exploits the tape, they will be violating
my clients' rights and will be exposed to significant liability."
Monday, August 17, 2009
BP Got a Job
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